http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/forums/6 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:09:11 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/forums/6 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1296/t/The-way-it-used-to-be.html
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a

sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep

every

night with a hot 25 year old blonde.



Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,

but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are

not holding up your side of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1296 Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:09:11 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1298/t/Swifty-Oil-in-Indiana.html
the district manager, Randy B, treated me rudely and would NOT confirm that disciplinary action would be taken concerning a rude employee (gas station attendant) and would NOT give me his last name or tell me who is boss was and refused to act like a professional!!!!

it is the end... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (shecreed ) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1298 Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:40:36 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1297/t/The-perfect-couple.html www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1297 Sun, 20 Nov 2005 14:15:04 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1299/t/Jesus-rides-with-me.html
The preacher behind him was waiting for his chance to pass the drunk driver.

When he got the chance the preacher sped up and past the drunk.

A couple of mile up the road the drunk driver saw the car that had passed him in the ditch , so he stops his car and asks if the preacher is all right.

The preacher say yes I am all right Jesus rides with me.

The drunk says , better let him ride with me your... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Pneuma) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1299 Sat, 08 Oct 2005 04:42:54 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1300/t/Dubya-and-Condi-new-version-of-quot-who-s-on-first-quot-.html George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi:... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1300 Sun, 02 Oct 2005 00:57:04 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1301/t/The-church-board-meeting.html
You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board, said the minister.

I know, said the man. If there is anyone here more bored than I am, Id like to meet him.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Esterwomp) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1301 Tue, 19 Jul 2005 03:36:12 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1302/t/Where-is-God-.html feeds@yuku.com (Daniel Marsh) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1302 Sat, 18 Jun 2005 03:12:34 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1304/t/Here-is-a-good-one-I-like-.html



young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Truthshallsetufree) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1304 Sat, 12 Jul 2003 19:41:16 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1303/t/April-Fools-.html feeds@yuku.com (TomVasel) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1303 Tue, 01 Apr 2003 06:22:22 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1315/t/Christmas-tradition.html Mrs. Clause had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious, I cant believe it! Ive got to deliver millions of presents... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1315 Wed, 18 Dec 2002 12:08:04 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1321/t/Eve.html "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1321 Sat, 23 Nov 2002 11:51:47 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1322/t/Children-write-to-God.html
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you
just keep the ones You have?


Dear GOD,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own
rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry

Dear GOD,

If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. -Mickey

Dear GOD,

I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1322 Sun, 03 Nov 2002 23:18:46 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1319/t/Aircraft-logs.html humor.
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS
pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
(P stands for the Problem the pilots entered in the log, and S stands for
the corrective action taken by the mechanics.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1319 Fri, 27 Sep 2002 05:32:48 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1320/t/Diets-and-Heart-Attacks.html Diets and Heart Attacks
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1320 Tue, 10 Sep 2002 07:36:16 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1323/t/Appropriate-Plaques-.html ( this chick has had it! )


Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

I'm creative
you can't expect me to be neat too!

So this isn't Home Sweet Home
ADJUST!

Ring Bell for Maid Service
If no answer
Do It Yourself!


I clean house every other day
Today is the other day!


If you write in the dust..
PLEASE don't date it!


I would cook dinner
but
I can't find the can opener!
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1323 Fri, 06 Sep 2002 10:28:00 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1327/t/Jock-the-painter.html would go further. So when the Church decided to do
some deferred maintenance, Jock was able to put in the
low bid, and got the job. As always, he thinned his
paint way down with turpentine.

One day while he was up on the scaffolding -- the job
almost finished -- he heard a horrendous clap of
thunder, and the sky opened.

The downpour washed the thinned paint off the church
and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Marillyn) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1327 Sat, 24 Aug 2002 19:26:46 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1326/t/bionics.html
The German says we have done the most in bionics, we found an arm in a plane crash built a body around it now its out looking for work.

The American says that nothing ,we found a nose in a plane crash built a body around it now its out looking for work.

The Canadian is sitting back laughing his head off,so the German and the American say what so funny what has... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1326 Wed, 10 Jul 2002 03:45:54 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1325/t/this-sounds-like-someone-I-know.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (mscaveman53(d)) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1325 Sun, 23 Jun 2002 12:30:17 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1324/t/Hey-Marillyn-a-question.html Eye was taking a look at this forum & Eye noticed that it doesn't necessarily get a lot of views or replys.

Eye was thinking of adding a little daily or weekly addition to it, but Eye thought Eye might get your blessing first.
What Eye wanted to do is put in daily or weekly funny quotes that famous & not so famous people have said over the years (Eye have some resources.) What do you think? Would it be a good idea?

Eye'll give you an example, this... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LoveSalvationVictory) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1324 Tue, 11 Jun 2002 04:06:21 GMT http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1305/t/EEK-.html The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (mscaveman53(d)) http://christiancounterpoint.yuku.com/topic/1305 Sat, 11 May 2002 14:37:34 GMT